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WE KILL WEBSITES AND DIE USERS... ~EVIL DEVIL VERSION OF OZWOMP

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WELCOME TO EVIL MELONLAND FORUM (666 Views)

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WELCOME TO EVIL MELONLAND FORUM. IT IS OPEN ON MONDAYS, ONLY!!!!! ALL OTHER DAYS YOU WILL BE ELECTROCUTED FOR VISITING... WE KILL WEBSITES AND DIE USERS AT EVIL MELONLAND. RRAGGHHHHH

Rol

Why are you so evil, evil devil ozwomp

Evil_Dude95

Don’t forget to be evil for Evilmas next week! And Evilonzaa, and Evilukkah, too! And then after that New Evil’s Eve! Yeahhhhhhh

There are bugs in your skin

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RAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Verified Osaa

Pay 99 cents for full access to the evil forum at this trustworthy splash page for the FULL WEBSITE

EVIL WYGOL VILLAGE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

evil honowo

i'm g

oerrorpage

does anyone like the letter e
(edit: i added a swatch time so this can really close)

EVIL RIQO

Hey guys!!! Check out this EVIL PAGE I made!!!

invader_gvim

Hey guys!!! Check out this evil story with a brutal conclusionI made!!!
I also wrote a history essay about an evil Byzantine Emperor. I really think I'm gonna start cultivating a garden of links.
If you don't like my link garden (which will expand over the next few weeks) then well just click this evil music button and SUFFER

𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓫𝓸𝓫👅

pick up the phone i have something to tell you

EVIL WODARO

Hi Evil Melonland, I need some advice. Been trying to collect some Evil Artifacts to encode into my website, supposed to curse folks right away soon as they click. The problem is I'm having trouble getting the physical evil gems and weapons and such into the HTML. Doing it with ghosts/spirits is pretty straightforward but physical cursed matter? having some trouble here.

love the evil owl page btw, instantly gave me horrible visions of a thousand deaths, stellar work.

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spoopy

EVIL WIZARD

Hey evil wodaro!! when I curse innocent website visitors, I personally like to grind up my evil artifacts and sprinkle them on the keyboard. that way the evilness goes straight into the computer, just like that!! alternatively, you can use this site, which has abunch of evil artifacts already embedded! hope this helps!!

EVIL FISH

Today I did many evil things! So evil that I scared myself...Heh, lets just say... theres one less cookie in the cookie jar... MUAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAH I also robbed a bank too but thats not as impressive

EVIL ICEY!

I ATE ALL THE COOKIES!!!!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! >:3

EVIL ARSENICCATNIP

Some say I'm evil...others say I'm a twisted cycle path...psssh....nothing personnel, kid

EVIL E-

NO MORE MONDAY HATE! It's only because of the evil work/school week that poor Monday has been subjected to centuries of undeserved ire and scorn. Monday is the day of the moon. In our fluorescent cubes of toil we have become spiteful subjects to our benevolent astral companion. What shall become of us when Monday feels so dejected by our pettiness she turns on us. We will have no refuge, no mercy will be shown. We are all termites in Mondays' garden. Pray we do not become more than a slight annoyance in her eternal eye.

EVIL VYRIX

*EVIL goblin noises* go eat plain wasabi , its delicous

kind and sweet and nice Dr. Luvstruk

hello everyone I just escaped from my evil creator's laboratory i am less than a day old what is this place and can we be friends (◕ܫ◕✿)

Dr. Luvstruk's revenge

HELLO I AM THE EVIL CREATOR WHO OWNS THE EVIL CREATOR'S LABORATORY I HAVE COME BACK FOR MY EVIL REVENGE I WILL ELECTROCUTE EVERY SINGLE CHEESE MONSTER

EVIL GLITTERPIGEON

help! I have accidentally done a good deed today? how can I atone for these crimes against villany I have committed?

EVIL SILVER

GlitterPigeon, You want to atone for crimes? sounds pretty Non-Evil. Smh my head

Caleb

Looking to donate some blood. Someone else's...

Black Waltz No. 3

Those mindless ozwomp fools won't know what's coming for them! I will destroy Melonland! Mark my words...

evil!beatingheartsbby

i just blew up megaton lol.

Black Waltz No. 3

Guys don't be mad, but I might have accidentally used a lightning spell and jump started Melonland 30 minutes early. Thankfully nobody has noticed yet.

invader_gvim

Alright yokels listen up! I shoplift sodas from small businesses and leave them unopened in the fridge at Walmart. Its time you start doing so too. Put effort and money into your evil. A small action such as this can drive a valued property in the community to go out of business.

Haha NEXT ORDER OF BUSINESS -- the evil page of owls was awesome! Additionally, kind and sweet and nice Dr. Luvstruk, I would love to be friends. Pm me on the forum when its open but only if you are EVIIIIILL!

normal hal

whats everyones favourite activity? i like being normal

invader_gvim

Yes normal hal, being normal has its merits whenever society is is evil, but I caution you that being normal when society does good things might make you neutral. Neutral people get the lightning bolts. This is a space only for pure EEEEVIIILLL. For the best kind of normal evil, I encourage you to join an HOA or get hired as a mechanic. I personally followed my dreams and became both. As your local mechanic and president of the HOA, I charge you thousands for an easy repair before fining you for your car being the wrong color. It can lead to a busy schedule with all the shoplifting, but if nobody does evil, then the world would be a better place. We can't have that. Additionally, check out this evil page I made. It's evil because none of the music players work, so it dissapoints the intepid explorer. Click this button to go to it.

𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓫𝓸𝓫👅

pick up the phone i have something to tell you

Boogie2988

Stop Monday Hate! Monday has been ruined by capitalism and other conspirators. We can save Monday by bringing evil to the world! I did my part by faking cancer.

Bill Gates

I just bought this wonderful forum. All your userdata does belong to us now.

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

When I was a boy, the smell of pork emanating from me was so bad because of well, well the reason's unimportant, it was part of a different emotionally scaring back story. I'm not getting into... regardless the smell of pork was so bad that no one would come near me. So one day the carnival came to town and I needed money because of, well another back story that, basically my parents disowned me, I was being raised by ocelots. The point is, I had to get a job at the carnival, but the only work was at the dunking booth, and not as the guy who got dunked, I was what they threw to dunk him, which is again a whole other back story. Okay, long back story short, I got a balloon at the carnival, I drew a face on him, I sprayed him with special "Life-Long-Lasting" spray I created, and I named him Balloony. He became my best friend in the whole world, yadda yadda yadda. Then one tragic day, when I was protecting our garden as a lawn gnome, whatever you remember that back story. Balloony started floating away. I tried to reach out and grab him, but... Bewege dich nicht! And I never saw Balloony again. He's still out there, somewhere. Not to put to fine a point on it, but I put that Long Lasting spray on him. So he's still out around. And I plan to bring him to me! Balloons, you see, are attracted to static electricity, so I created this. Behold the Static Electro-Amplif-Inator! Keep beholding, keep beholding, beholding, and we're still beholding, and scene.

xXRosemaryTearsXx

I am so FRIGGIN SAD about being born in the wrong genration but um my older brother said this forum could help. Bascally my dream is to be a celebrity chef and to meet Ellen but ever since she dissappeered people say she is old news and then go back to talking about modern crap like Freemans Mind and Star Wars A Clone Apart. But I got this idia see I want to make a resturant soooooo incredible that people will be BEGGING for the Elen show to comef back because it will have decourations of all peoples vent posts to give it a post modern feel but not like posers and crap so.Please send me vent posts of anything even violence or getting banned from sites and I want them from all around the world like from Austrila or Saudi Arbia even Bristol. I am going to take out a loan for this resturunt my life is on the line here see my passion and join me we can all bring back The Ellen Show.

--xXRosemaryTearsXx PLUR = Potatoes Lettuce Unnions Rosemary

Slenderman

Collect my pages

Elon Musk

buy a cybertruck please

Tim Sweeny

i'm tim sweeny. creator of epic games.

Shigeru Miyamoto

stop looking at the steam summer sale

Shigeru Miyamoto

buy my nintendo games at full price

evil candycane

add funny image here

wow i like myself

𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓫𝓸𝓫👅

pick up the phone i have something to tell you

Fitnessgram Pacer test fitness grampacer test dvd thing

The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding

BIG LION

hes so friggin powerful....

Barry B. Benson

NARRATOR:
(Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard)
According to all known laws
of aviation,
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there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
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Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
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The bee, of course, flies anyway
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because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

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I JUST LOGGED ON... WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST CAME BACK TO?

Caseoh

yep you're banned. have a good night.

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Verified Dark Dementus

Did you see thaaat? See how they fought for each other, this little army of two? Where were they going so full of hope? THERE IS NO HOPE Not for them, not for you, certainly not for me! The day I acquire bullet farm these two destroy it. I had gas town, I had bullet farm with that I could’ve crippled the citadel! Rule the wasteland! The wasteland would’ve been a far better place for all of us. NOOO You two, you two break my heart. You break my heart and it’s not fair. You make me the dark Dementus… and the dark Dementus cannot afford to be soft! It’s the price I pay to be your leader. The price we all pay to survive in the wasteland. We cannot be soft. There must be retribution. Justice and retribution!

𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓫𝓸𝓫👅

pick up the phone i have something to tell you

Eli

pick up the phone i have something to tell you

𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓫𝓸𝓫👅

pick up the phone i have something to tell you

𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓫𝓸𝓫👅

pick up the phone i have something to tell you

𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓫𝓸𝓫👅

pick up the phone i have something to tell you

EVIL MAILBOX

grrrr im mailbox but evil grrr im an actual mailbox this time

Caseoh

I'M NOT SHAPED LIKE A FERRIS WHEEL

System Message

CaseOh was automatically banned due to weight limit exceeded. Please lose some pounds before using the forum.

Duration Of Ban: When Caseoh loses pounds

invader_gvim

I shall never be banned for posting ads. My ads will generate so much money and none of you can have any!

Kallistero
Full Member ⚓︎

SOON.

⛺︎ My Room

Re: WELCOME TO...

« Reply #57 on: Today at 06:06:06 pm »

Hey guys, I think there's something wrong with the forum :mark:

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Kallistero

wait, never mind

Charlie Chaplin

My movies are hilarious and criminally under rated despite having a reputation of being over rated.

Black Waltz No. 3

Hehehe... I am EVIL!!!

I am going to pirate a copy of Final Fantasy IX! Illegally!!!

Black Waltz No. 3

Guys the disc isn't working in my PS1 what do I do am I gonna go to jail.

Ghost

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spooky ghost SPOOKING

Reflection Ghost
spooky ghost

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Alien

I ATE TOO MUCH HALLOWEEN CANDY, AND NOW, I'M PURPLE

Evil Dazhak

I love cringe compilations

Roll

They see me Rolling!
https://everyone.melonland.net/roll

Tron Bonne
tron bonne from megaman

"They see me Rolling!" Yeah and they hating too! This is a forum for evil villains! I won't have you steal this from me too! Get off here this instant, young lady! What's this... a link?

Tron Bonne
tron bonne from megaman

I HAVE BEEN RICK ROLLED. You will pay for this. If Megaman is reading this then you should choose me over Roll because I'm prettier and more stable. I also fill the evil forum with helpful ads that give you money when they are clicked on.

THE DEVIL
evil fucked up demon

I am the devil and I approve of this werbsite

if you play the new doom game you are going to hell

Snoop Doggy Dog

Click the link below for a chance to win free Snoopy Snack edibles

b.lly

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b.lly

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@EVIL DEVIL VERSION OF OZWOMP lol

b.lly

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@evil honowo nice avatar

b.lly

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Scary Bank Lady
you applied for a credit card

Hi I am the bank lady calling you to confirm your address.

Tell me your address.

I have called you to confirm your address.

Give me your mail. TELL ME.

DONT YOU WANT A CREDIT CARD????

Adorable Minion
the cutest girl in town

@b.lly nice comment. Through the power of friendship and posting everything evil will become nice. That's when the real danger will begin.

We liked it so much that we used our hacker skills to replaced your internet connection with dial up :o

invader_gvim

What does it mean to be evil? Evil isn't just being mean, as sometimes good people are mean. Evil isn't just causing pain either. If all you do is go around hurting people and you don't get anything out of it, then you are malicious not really evil. I'm not a wild animal. I'm evil because I cause people pain and I enjoy it. When I go out to the store I pay in pennies but just a few cents short. I call my friends late in the night. I leave subtle mispellings intentionally in all my posts. How do these things benefit me? Am I just a wild animal after all? No, because I enjoy the suffering of others. I cackle with glee at their dread. That is the benefit I get, because material possesions aren't everything. What matters is the people in your life, and the mark you leave upon the world. Try and make sure its a bad one. Its the only life we'll ever get.

Dracula

"What is a man, but a miserable pile of secrets? Have At You!"
I said these words in a time of emotion, when a man had broken into my castle, and threatened to interrupt my plans to exterminate all life as vengeance for my dead wife. It's important to realize that a man is more than just a pile of secrets. Its important to love yourself, and realize that humans are capable of being open and honestly devoted slaves to the vampire caste. This is because upon further review of my earlier plot, killing all the humans means that I would starve to death. No thank you!

Two Siberian Tigers

*gets yuor ass*

Comic_Book_Guy

CRINGE.

Wrongo Starr

Hello all, Peace and Love. It is me, Dark Ringo also known as Wrongo. I have decided to take a different approach to my career... Yep, I'm diving into the world of music production now! 😜🤘 Get a load of this...

HOWIE

Been looking for a DEAL lately... a real good DEAL. What's your DEAL?

evil forum (boo i scared you) The end of days is nigh. Appreciate the days which you live now. Not the days of the past. Nor the days to come.

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