Hello there traveler. How may we help you today?

I'm lost...

They draw you a map to the nearest town.
"The people there will be able to guide you."

I crave adventure.

"Very well." They raise a hand toward you and
before you know it, you are whisked away.

I seek knowledge.

They pull out a scroll from within their dark robes and hand it over.
"Read this and you shall be surrounded by many more."

I wish to console an intelligent being.

"Ah, you must mean Tubgirl. It is one of the most wise."

I'm looking to purchase wares.

They unveil their cloak to reveal a wide assortment of items for sale.
"All can be yours, for the right price."

If you want some help with the TROPHIES, open the dropdown below.

Help?
  1. possiblyaxolotl
  2. Many owls
  3. Did you know? Due to the vagus nerve, when you blush, your stomach blushes as well!
  4. Desert
  5. PARTY!!!
  6. Collage
  7. Melon coins
  8. Treasure
  9. Hampter

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