LIES

• a shark can fly
• I know how to juggle
• those little strips of paper in hershies kisses are edible
• there is a very large squirrel in my house right now
• garfield was originally going to be a pigeon instead of a cat
• the moon is very very wet
• ducks are 86% soup
• this website is owned by facebook
• i can ride a jet ski
• the world is made of pudding
• there is a massive tunnel network of bees underground
• the domesticated computer mouse was originally found on mars
• sometimes, thunder comes before lightning, due to lightning being on break
• ink was invented by the pentagon to sell more caligraphy brushes
• toy story is a documentary, and toy commercials where the toys talk and play with each other are actually just home videos liscensed out
• You are ugly

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