You enter the room. It is a quiet, empty place; landlord beige coating the walls, a slightly moth-eaten carpet. The stale air of a place left largely undisturbed.

What do you do?

Post this picture of a weird cat!

The picture flutters sadly to the ground. As soon as it lands there, it transforms into the cat it depicts, which promptly starts biting your ankles. Its teeth are needle-sharp; ouch ouch ow ouch owie.

How will you respond to this terrible breach of etiquette?