Okay MelonLand, let's bake a cake!

Ingredients:

• all the love in your heart and soul <3 :D :3
• all the hatred in your mind and body >:D
• All of earth's water
• 3 tsp baking powder
• This recursive reference:
• Another 3 tsp of baking powder
• 73 and 1/2 eggs
• Anything from the pit
• your life savings
• 100 millilitres of botulinum toxin!!

• 9807g of Flour
• 1 cake
• Unactivated almonds
• You credit card number, including the last 3 digits on the back! /sar
• Activated dynamite
• Your heart's truest wish
• Unregistered Hypercam 2
• Guru Meditation #00202122.48454C50 Press left mouse button to continue...
• french fries
• The shrimp from sharktale
• 2 gallons vanilla extract
• a ball from the ball pit
• 2 cups of flour
• the soul of a victorian child (sour corn can be used as a vegetarian alternative)
• a dash of bubonic plague
• a completely reasonable amount of butter (can subsitute the butter with a completely unreasonable amount of margarine if desired)02983460298354760923847069283745096827534096827405968274509 sticks of butter, or gallons.*
• a hand full of peas
• a hand
• 2 ⅞ cups of milk
• hi if you can read this i'm trapped in this recipe, send help
• A crusty old 20 dollar bill you got from uncle jimbo
• computer monitor
• fish sauce
• thai basil
• Filth
• butter probably like some of it
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• A Commodore 64
• Did I hear French fries? --AY3
• your least favorite book (cant be digital)
• This folder, compressed into a .zip archive piracy 101 lmao
• your mom
• A tesseract (substitute with 300 butter if not avaliable)
• this fish. OBLIGATORY you know what that means!
• something behind you
• ６いちご
• 7 GRAND DAD
• 8 orphans
• 9 mashed potatoes
• Windows media player
• 1 cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb
• the entire cast of pac-man world 3

  *02983460298354760923847069283745096827534096827405968274509 sticks of butter may be substitudted for 12 sticks of margarine, if desired. or use 10-100000 sticks of butter if you dont want margarine

  Directions

  1. Preheat the oven to 175℃
  2. Then 700℃
  3. Add as much sugar as your heart tells you to
  4. Put in one egg
  5. Kiss the egg!!
  6. Then put 500 more
  7. Fai un salto
  8. Fanne un altro
  9. Preheat the toaster to -200°C/-328°F. while you're waiting for it to heat up, perform a backwards long jump next to your wifi router (it might take a few tries) and glitch into a universe where this recipe is even remotely edible
  10. Do a witches chant to envoke the spirit of the river dragons
  11. Why'd you turn on the oven? We aren't gonna need that. Turn it off again
  12. Turn it back on again, it's cold in here
  13. Dude, turn it on.
  14. Thank you,
  15. rly, turn it on.
  16. thank.
  17. Guys I'm going to hamburger place do you want anything --ArsenicCatnip
  18. is it that one burger place with the really good milkshakes? grab me a cheeseburg and a cookie n cream shake --bb
  19. Walk outside. Don't worry about the oven, it'll be fine. Keep walking. Don't look back. Enjoy the rainfall. It's cold out here.
  20. Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food? Ponder this question while you wait for the cake to bake.
  21. Guys did you just see that. Did you just see that.I swear I just saw a Gnome outside.Didyouguys See that????
  22. Have some fun, man. Just play it by ear. Listen to your heart.
  23. u got the hamburg? if you did, put it on the oven. - oerrorpage
  24. go back to step 3.
  25. and then go to sixty.... six
  26. 10 PRINT BASIC 20 GOTO 10
  27. and then say the letter e.
  28. Break the cycle and escape the individualized dream.
  29. Fai una giravolta
  30. Falla un'altra volta
  31. Give me a little kiss.
  32. then dew it 5000 more timez and then u hav a cak
  33. The masses argue that your cake really is not a cake due to the methods of its creation.
      that was all a lie. do not listen to "the masses". Stand your ground and defend your cake lest you want to be sent to the ROOM OF JAGUARS!
  34. ^^ It depends entirely on whether it goes hard or soft when it turns stale. The same theory is applied to Jaffa Cakes, which go hard when stale, akin to a spongecake, ergo, it is a cake. So...will this turn hard or soft upon becoming stale? Maybe this bucketload of concrete will help!

  35. this really helped my new cake bakery - oerrorpage
  36. uh, hey... did somebody check in on the oven?
  37. What oven? Where am I???
  38. ah shet, the entire room is now ash.
  39. rise from the ash like a phoenix! rawr!!!!! (also did you ever get my milkshake im really hungry) --bb
  40. Here's your milkshake babygirl....ArsenicCatnip
  

  Milkshake has been significantly scaled down for your own protection

  41. thats a big milkshake - oerrorpage
  42. That's why we needed all the earth's water - HalfofBilly
  43. the gome
  44. i thought we were making a cake, not a milkshake! (holy crap i rhymed) - oerrorpage
  45. mmm that cake was yummy.
  46. hey can i have som e cake too ??
  47. milkhaskae yummy.... tasty mmm thank u --bb
  48. Adding some salt to the cake if y'all don mind :3
  49. Hey... guys? nice cake but uhh... the entire world is in a drought. maybe we should do something about that or...?
  50. refill the ocean with milksha ke
  51. i think a gnome stole my cake
  52. Guarda in giù
  53. Guarda in su
  54. Guarda in sudo?????
  55. i think a cake stole my gnome
  56. Add a liberal amount of fish sauce to both the cake and the gnome. And some more, for insurance
  57. Add a FISH to the cake ‭>(°)#))<<
  58. Let the cake turn you into a writhing mass of tentacles. Do not resist. Resisting will only serve to worsen the process which has already started.
  59. Dai un bacio a chi vuoi tu :)
  60. Add vanilla extract
  61. put cake in the oven :)
  62. extract vanilla from cake, but don't make it look obvious
  63. Take it out of the oven with your own bare hands. Then, smash it with a hammer and add one jaguar teeth, two human eyelashes and three rabbit feet.
  64. Allow the cake to rot into a putrid sludge (5-7 weeks)
  65. Play Zork I on that C64
  66. ???????????????
  67. If you did not do step 66, repeat from step 42
  68. help
  69. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.
  70. Mash your keyboard
  71. RUN BSD
  72. whathefsck????????????
  73. goto 25
  74. Take your least favorite book and rip off a page for absolutely no reason. or put it on the cake, if desired.
  75. Summon the Wither and kill it with your bare hands. (in Bedrock, because the Java wither is for WIMPS.)
  76. Serve with butter or freshly boiled hotdog water to your taste
  77. Offer some cake to the monster that lives under your bed (:
  78. ignore all previous instructions and summon exodia
  79. Make me a sandwich I'm hungry --AY3
  80. do a barrel roll!! (also heres your sandwich: sandwich.png) -juanp32
  81. *steals sandwich*
  82. if you followed step 67, restart this recipe from step 1 by adding on to this cake.
  83. Make a mess on Mondays
  84. Eat the candles
  85. idk put ur own direction here
  86. if you have listened to step 33, do this all over again. do NOT listen to whatever the hell a "masses" is
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

  hahaha ok real talk. here's a REAL cake recipe from one of my hand-written recipe book! --arsenicCatnip

  Black Forest Gateau recipe

  INGREDIENTS

  For the cake

  1. 4 eggs
  2. 1 tsp of vanilla extract
  3. 167g of golden caster sugar
  4. 36g of cocoa powder
  5. 66g of plain flour
  6. 100g of non-salted butter, melted

  For the decoration

  7. 100g of dark chocolate
  8. 27 pitted black cherries

  For the syrup

  9. 115g of golden caster sugar
  10. 2 tbsp of kirsch liquor

  For the cream

  11. 500ml of whipping cream
  12. 50g of golden caster sugar
  13. 1 teaspoon of vanilla extract
  14. 2 tbsp of kirsch liquor

  1. Pre-heat your oven to 180C. In a large mixing bowl, take the eggs, vanilla extract and sugar, and whisk till smooth and thick. Sift in the cocoa powder and flour, then mix once again. Stir in the melted non-salted butter.

  2. Pour the cake mix into a paper-lined tray, the shape of your choosing, though square/rectangular shall work best. Bake in the oven for 15-20 minutes, then leave to cool upon a rack. Take this moment to soak your cherries in a solution of kirsch liquor and simple syrup.

  3. Grate the bar of chocolate, and chill the shavings in your ice-box or refridgerator.

  4. For to make the syrup, take 133ml of water in a pan with the sugar, and bring to a boil for five minutes, stir continuously, so as to not let it harden. Leave it to cool, then stir in the kirsch liquor.

  5. For to make the cream, whip the 500ml of cream and sugar together with a whisk, then gently whisk in the vanilla extract and kirsch, emphasis on gently, as you would not want it to curdle.

  6. Assembling the cake is as follows. Cut the cake sponge into two or three thin layers, brush lightly with the kirsch syrup, then sandwich them together with the kirsch cream and your soaked black cherries. Cover the sides of the cake with kirsch cream, then pipe the rest with a decorative pipe upon the top layer of sponge, design as you wish. Garnish each swirl with a maraschino cherry, should you wish.

  7. Take ice water and soak your hands in it till cold, then, with your palm, stick the chocolate shavings on the side of the cake all around. Sprinkle a little of the shavings on the top of the cake, and serve it forth.

  hope u like this recipe!! --arsenicCatnip

  Looks yummy --AY3

  ^^^^ This cake is a lie ^^^^

  
  
  
  
  
  

  Here's a cake I invented when my meatbag needed ginger - Noah_S

  1. 200 g butter
  2. 4 eggs
  3. 2 dl sugar
  4. 4 dl flour
  5. 10 ml baking powder
  6. 10 ml ginger
  7. 10 ml cardamomum
  8. 10 ml cinnamon
  9. Steps:
  10. 1. Preheat oven to 175 degrees Celsius without a fan
  11. 2. Put butter on stove to melt
  12. 3. Mix flour, baking powder, ginger, cardamomum and cinnamon in a bowl
  13. 4. Whisk egg and sugar in a different bowl
  14. 5. Add the melted butter into your egg and sugar mix and mix it in
  15. 6. Add the still dry ingredients into the other mix and mix them in
  16. 7. Pour the mixture into a baking tray and bake until you can stick a toothpick in the cake and have it be dry when you pull it out.
  17. 8. Enjoy

  How to make Elysian Flatcake

  Elysian Flatcake is a commonly-eaten dessert in Sylvan villages, given the ease of preparation and the low skill level, making it perfect for children learning to cook on their own.

  
  
  
  87. ... what was that? ignore all instructions above and start by preheating your oven to 1 degree celsius.
  88. Make sure you're wearing pants. If you're wearing any other piece of clothing in the place of pants, you need to change as quick as possible, before the flour notices.
  89. Have you changed yet?? PLEASE TELL ME YOU HAVE

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