MelonLand Totally Edible Communal Cake Recipe

Okay MelonLand, let's bake a cake!

Ingredients:

• All of earth's water
• 3 tsp baking powder
• This recursive reference:
• Another 3 tsp of baking powder
• 73 and 1/2 eggs
• your life savings
• 100 millilitres of botulinum toxin!!

• 9807g of Flour
• 1 cake
• Unactivated almonds
• Activated dynamite
• 2 gallons vanilla extract
• 2 cups of flour
• the soul of a victorian child (sour corn can be used as a vegetarian alternative)
• a dash of bubonic plague
• a completely reasonable amount of butter (can subsitute the butter with a completely unreasonable amount of margarine if desired)02983460298354760923847069283745096827534096827405968274509 sticks of butter, or gallons.
• a hand full of peas
• a hand
• 2 ⅞ cups of milk

Directions

1. Preheat the oven to 175℃
2. Then 700℃
3. Add as much sugar as your heart tells you to
4. Put in one egg)
5. Kiss the egg!!
6. Then put 500 more
7. Do a witches chant to envoke the spirit of the river dragons
8. Why'd you turn on the oven? We aren't gonna need that. Turn it off again
9. Turn it back on again, it's cold in here
10. Dude, turn it on.
11. Thank you,
12. rly, turn it on.
13. thank.
14. Guys I'm going to hamburger place do you want anything --ArsenicCatnip
15. is it that one burger place with the really good milkshakes? grab me a cheeseburg and a cookie n cream shake --bb
16. Walk outside. Don't worry about the oven, it'll be fine. Keep walking. Don't look back. Enjoy the rainfall. It's cold out here.
17. Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food? Ponder this question while you wait for the cake to bake.
18. Guys did you just see that. Did you just see that.I swear I just saw a Gnome outside.Didyouguys See that????
19. u got the hamburg? if you did, put it on the oven. - oerrorpage
20. go back to step 3.
21. and then go to sixty.... six
23. and then say the letter e.
24. Break the cycle and escape the individualized dream.
25. then dew it 5000 more timez and then u hav a cak
26. The masses argue that your cake really is not a cake due to the methods of its creation. Stand your ground and defend your cake lest you want to be sent to the ROOM OF JAGUARS!
27. ^^ It depends entirely on whether it goes hard or soft when it turns stale. The same theory is applied to Jaffa Cakes, which go hard when stale, akin to a spongecake, ergo, it is a cake. So...will this turn hard or soft upon becoming stale? Maybe this bucketload of concrete will help!

28. this really helped my new cake bakery - oerrorpage
29. uh, hey... did somebody check in on the oven?
30. What oven? Where am I???
31. ah shet, the entire room is now ash.
32. rise from the ash like a phoenix! rawr!!!!! (also did you ever get my milkshake im really hungry) --bb
33. Here's your milkshake babygirl....ArsenicCatnip

34. thats a big milkshake - oerrorpage
35. That's why we needed all the earth's water - HalfofBilly
36. the gome
37. i thought we were making a cake, not a milkshake! (holy crap i rhymed) - oerrorpage
38. mmm that cake was yummy.